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and you thought your day was bad....... read this.?

If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! Next time you have a bad day at work, think of this poor guy. (Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an e-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 FM in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, which was sponsoring a "worst job experience" contest. Needless to say, she won.) "Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. "Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi. Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. "The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. "His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut. So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt. "Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love job." "And whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself: is this a "jellyfish bad" day?"

Asked By: foxy lady - 7/10/2006
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LOL. I laughed so hard I choked on my own spit. XD
Answered By: Maria S - 7/12/2006
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LMAO LOL HA HA HA
Answered By: corbin909 - 7/10/2006
 
tee hee
Answered By: soccergurl19034 - 7/10/2006
 
http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/jingle_bells_reversed.shtml watch that wit your speakers all the way up OR headphones,LMAO! *HA,LOL THATS FUNNY!,but I don't have a job,too young.
Answered By: $MDG$ - 7/10/2006
 
LOL
Answered By: KITZYA R - 7/10/2006
 
thats hilarious,thanks for the laugh.
Answered By: lunatic_no9 - 7/10/2006
 
OMG HILARIOUS!!! thanks for sharing!!
Answered By: Mom24 - 7/10/2006
 
That is hilarious!! But think of the pain... ouch ... LOL!
Answered By: Ari N - 7/10/2006
 
That is a bad day, i feel bad 4 him. he he ha ha.
Answered By: tyty - 7/10/2006
 
Oh my goodness. That poor fellow. But I got to tell you, I laughed out loud!!
Answered By: memescully - 7/10/2006
 
HAHA! had heard it before but it had been awhile. I had forgotten how funny it was. Wow, i had a really good day!
Answered By: froggy girl - 7/10/2006
 
LMFAO.... poor guy
Answered By: heidielizabeth69 - 7/10/2006
 
That's friekin' hilarious and I will remember that next time I have what I consider a 'bad' day!!
Answered By: hopey2727 - 7/10/2006
 
lol!
Answered By: excalibor92 - 7/10/2006
 
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