What's a real quick way to make 5 Million Dollars?

	What's a real quick way to make 5 Million Dollars? Five Million... That's 1000 stacks of 50 One hundred dollar bills... So, anybody got any suggestions? I need to find out soon or..... Asked By: ericsamways - 10/5/2006

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Approach Bill Gates, and say "I bet you 5 million dollars, that I can stand on top of that bar, (you're in a bar), piss all over it, and the bar tender will be happy." When Mr. Gates agrees, you approach the bar tender, and bet him/her you can piss in a glass at the other end of the bar. The money you bet is going to be a decent amount, but something you already have. Then get up on the bar, and get it everywhere except in the glass. hop down, collect your money from Mr. Gates, then pay the bar tender. Either that or take out a loan from the mop, and skip town... I guess you could buy a lotto ticket, and do a lot of praying. Pick up 100,000,000 cans, or 50,000,000 beer bottles... Get a old dilapidated house you won't have to pay for, work like 5 jobs and never sleep, convince others that they want to be like you, and then sell the story to Hollywood. Get hired on to be the print operator for any one of the machines that makes money... You will have easily made 5 million in a week, if that. You can also do something like this... http://oneredpaperclip.blogspot.com/ Best of luck to you. CyberNara Answered By: Joe K - 10/5/2006

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At gun point... Answered By: full_tilt_boogie - 10/5/2006

Win the lottery. Answered By: jo d - 10/5/2006

Dream! Answered By: goofy1770 - 10/5/2006

Rob a bank. Answered By: devil's dauter - 10/5/2006

Try the stock market. If you find any other LEGAL way be sure to let me know about it. Answered By: J L - 10/5/2006

Reall dollars or fake? How many Monopolies sets would that take? Answered By: PARADISE_WATERS - 10/5/2006

Visit the US Mint and asks them if you can borrow the money making machine Answered By: Olive Gary B - 10/5/2006

W.h.o.r.e. yourself? get on a game show? if you know everything then go on jeopardy? kidnap yourself and demand this amount or you'll annoy everyone for ever and ever... so on. say you have a picture of elvis as a ghost.. NAKED! sell all your stuff and your whole neighborhood's stuff and the hood itself on ebay.com! get an invisibility formula and rob a bank.... so on. Answered By: technical difficulties - 10/5/2006

Lip service to Donald Trump Answered By: ihatehippies - 10/5/2006

Find something exclusive that everyone wants. There is a fine line between rags and riches and if you find the thing that clicks you can be rich very quickly Bill Gates comes to mind. Most of this has to do with being in the right place at the right time. Answered By: Figato - 10/5/2006

Legal ways? Moral ways? lol You could marry the CEO of Exxon. Divorce him and run off with 5 mil. You could throw yourself in front of a Lexxus. Blame it on the driver. If you're still alive, you can sue him for 5 mil. You can travel back in time and invest the money in a bank and let the interest compound. Or you can travel back and buy Microsoft stock when it was only a few dollars a share. Answered By: Funchy - 10/5/2006

Become Governor and ask for five dollars to each one person from one million Answered By: bikerkat - 10/5/2006

Invest 500 Million dollars for two months at 6?nterest per annum..... Answered By: Andy FF1,2,CrTr,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 - 10/5/2006

Marry a very rich very old man/woman. Or marry a very rich young man/woman and make sure he/she dies quickly. Answered By: resnais - 10/5/2006

Built a castle in the air. Answered By: prince47 - 10/5/2006

Start with a billion dollars. Buy a 6 ?overnment bond. Wait one month and there you go Answered By: jim60 - 10/5/2006

If you already have some money to start off with then I suggest gambling or buying a lot of coke and selling it in small quantities. If you don't then you only have one option I am afraid and that is bank robbery. Obviously I am not endorsing any of these actions and they all come with their inherent risks. Answered By: Nicholas B - 10/5/2006

Print one heck of a lot of one hundred dollar bills of on a good copy machine& hope you don't grt caught spending them. Answered By: dave b - 10/5/2006

Day dream Answered By: dreamgirls - 10/5/2006

If you find out, please let me know. Answered By: slingshot - 10/5/2006

Work in mcdonalds for 5 million hours. Answered By: rizLa - 10/5/2006

Man, you're really stupid, not the 5 million thing, but the whole thought that you think that people are actually going to give you, in essence, 5 mil. With the attitude that you will actually get 5 mil, it's never going to happen. Do you think some of the richest people thought they were going to be rich? Answered By: Kremer - 10/5/2006

As you said "I need to find out soon or.." I'd go with the "or" Answered By: rumplestiltskin12357 - 10/5/2006

It will happen to me when everyone on yahoo answers sends me $2. Of course I will share my wealth. Answered By: a_phantoms_rose - 10/5/2006

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