What's a real quick way to make 5 Million Dollars?

Five Million... That's 1000 stacks of 50 One hundred dollar bills... So, anybody got any suggestions? I need to find out soon or.....

Asked By: ericsamways - 10/5/2006
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Approach Bill Gates, and say "I bet you 5 million dollars, that I can stand on top of that bar, (you're in a bar), piss all over it, and the bar tender will be happy." When Mr. Gates agrees, you approach the bar tender, and bet him/her you can piss in a glass at the other end of the bar. The money you bet is going to... More
Answered By: randywaterhouse79 - 10/5/2006
Additional Answers (24)
at gun point...
Answered By: full_tilt_boogie - 10/5/2006
win the lottery.
Answered By: jo d - 10/5/2006
Answered By: goofy1770 - 10/5/2006
rob a bank.
Answered By: devil's dauter - 10/5/2006
Try the stock market. If you find any other LEGAL way be sure to let me know about it.
Answered By: J L - 10/5/2006
Reall dollars or fake? How many Monopolies sets would that take?
Answered By: PARADISE_WATERS - 10/5/2006
Visit the US Mint and asks them if you can borrow the money making machine
Answered By: Olive Gary B - 10/5/2006
w.h.o.r.e. yourself? get on a game show? if you know everything then go on jeopardy... More
Answered By: technical difficulties - 10/5/2006
Lip service to Donald Trump
Answered By: ihatehippies - 10/5/2006
Find something exclusive that everyone wants. There is a fine line between rags and riches and if you find the thing that clicks you can be rich very quickly Bill Gates comes to mind. Most of this has to do with being in the right place at the right time.
Answered By: Figato - 10/5/2006
Legal ways? Moral ways? lol... More
Answered By: Funchy - 10/5/2006
Become Governor and ask for five dollars to each one person from one million
Answered By: bikerkat - 10/5/2006
Invest 500 Million dollars for two months at 6% interest per annum.....
Answered By: Andy FF1,2,CrTr,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 - 10/5/2006
Marry a very rich very old man/woman. Or marry a very rich young man/woman and make sure he/she dies quickly.
Answered By: resnais - 10/5/2006
built a castle in the air.
Answered By: prince47 - 10/5/2006
Start with a billion dollars. Buy a 6 % government bond. Wait one month and there you go
Answered By: jim60 - 10/5/2006
If you already have some money to start off with then I suggest gambling or buying a lot of coke and selling it in small quantities. If you don't then you only have one option I am afraid and that is bank robbery. Obviously I am not endorsing any of these actions and they all come with their inherent risks.
Answered By: Nicholas B - 10/5/2006
Print one heck of a lot of one hundred dollar bills of on a good copy machine& hope you don't grt caught spending them.
Answered By: dave b - 10/5/2006
day dream
Answered By: dreamgirls - 10/5/2006
If you find out, please let me know.
Answered By: slingshot - 10/5/2006
work in mcdonalds for 5 million hours.
Answered By: rizLa - 10/5/2006
man, you're really stupid, not the 5 million thing, but the whole thought that you think that people are actually going to give you, in essence, 5 mil. With the attitude that you will actually get 5 mil, it's never going to happen. Do you think some of the richest people thought they were going to be rich?
Answered By: Kremer - 10/5/2006
As you said "I need to find out soon or.." I'd go with the "or"
Answered By: rumplestiltskin12357 - 10/5/2006
It will happen to me when everyone on yahoo answers sends me $2. Of course I will share my wealth.
Answered By: a_phantoms_rose - 10/6/2006
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