The Rolling Stones!!!?
11/7/2006: Newport Music Hall, Columbus Ohio Tragedy struck the music world this evening when two members of the legendary rock music group, The Rolling Stones, were killed in an incident at the Newport Music Hall. The group, in town on another venue, announced an impromptu concert to be held at the music hall. During the event, a deranged assailant in the upper balcony of the theater lofted an object, later found to be a frozen turkey, onto the stage, striking both Mick Jagger and Keith Richards. Both performers were rushed to a local area hospital, but later died of injuries from the assault. The assailant was apprehended and is currently being held with out bond by the Columbus police department; no information has been released by the department on the ID of the attacker or his motive. This is the first ever reported case of killing two Stones with one bird.
Asked By: Siouxxi M - 11/8/2006
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Answered By: Teaser - 11/8/2006
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Answered By: funoburgmom - 11/8/2006
That's very funny... I wonder if they'll start gathering moss. You know, a rolling stone doesn't, but what about a non-rolling stone?
Answered By: ildjb - 11/8/2006
interesting....but.... have you ever gotten 2 birds stoned a once????
Answered By: Mr Rogers best friend - 11/8/2006
He He - funny!!
Answered By: akelaamy - 11/8/2006
ha ha that's wild!!!
Answered By: The One - 11/8/2006
Hah! Cute one! Think I need to stay away from frozen turkeys for a while.
Answered By: shaula359 - 11/8/2006
Are you sure the assailant WAS deranged? And wouldn't it be much more newsworthy to say that Cold Turkey has got the Rolling Stones on the Run?
Answered By: The Knitter - 11/8/2006
That crap ain't funny !
Answered By: jeffadelic - 11/10/2006
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