What is the fastest way to get kicked out of the navy?

What is the fastest way to get kicked out of the navy and how does it really affect civilian jobs?

Asked By: Kinley K - 2/21/2007
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A Navy Captain has the answer for you on his Blog... More
Answered By: CG-23 Sailor - 2/23/2007
Additional Answers (40)
Say you're gay... I think you get an honorable discharge...
Answered By: Independent - 2/21/2007
fake that your gay. you might be more convincing if you show it, have pictures to prove it too
Answered By: Cruz'N Girl - 2/21/2007
say your gay
Answered By: tiff21xy - 2/21/2007
flirt with everyone
Answered By: husquarana - 2/21/2007
steal military secrets and try and sell them to an undercover officer....
Answered By: badjanssen - 2/21/2007
Kiss your CO Not at all.
Answered By: Dont know nuthin - 2/21/2007
Hit on your drill sargeant..
Answered By: martini shaker - 2/21/2007
Tell them you're gay.
Answered By: kaiticometrue - 2/21/2007
say your gay...break your leg....Civilian Jobs shouldn't look at you any differently unless you do drugs to get out...bad idea...don't do it
Answered By: Joe - 2/21/2007
Say you are gay. Will get an undesirable discharge or general discharge with a code on it. Most people do not know what the code means
Answered By: CG - 2/21/2007
Go down on the admiral's daughter.
Answered By: Rob D - 2/21/2007
Smoke pot
Answered By: Demun - 2/21/2007
Go to the shrink and tell him you are having a nervous breakdown, you will get out on an honorable
Answered By: bert - 2/21/2007
The fastest way would be to finish your contract. If u havent noticed on job application even to McDonalds asked if u have ever been dishonorably discharged from the military,...its for a reason. Yes u dont have to answer truthfully but for a corporate job who reguires backgrounds checks u might end up getting screwed... More
Answered By: Secretlyfe - 2/21/2007
get caught in the act with your gay " lover" or tell them you want to be a long as you get honrable discharge it doesn't really affect much.
Answered By: bitchprincess456 - 2/21/2007
commit suicide. no wait that is an awful idea don't listen to me plz
Answered By: SassySapphire - 2/21/2007
Dress like Clinger from M.A.S.H.
Answered By: scarlettt_ohara - 2/21/2007
Tell them you are gay. Tell them you have a crush on the captain. A discharge for medical reasons is OK and dishonorable discharge is bad. Depends on what jobs you want.
Answered By: Luis G - 2/21/2007
Hit on a fellow sailor in the shower.. You will be taken out on the next mail plan...
Answered By: ralphtheartist - 2/21/2007
Get pregnant, but if you a guy become overweight. They will actually give you severance pay, and an honorable discharge... More
Answered By: patrarno - 2/21/2007
somebody's a weenie!
Answered By: AFwife - 2/21/2007
Let me answer your second question first: YES, it really does affect your civilian jobs. You are required by law to list military service on a job application, and even McDonald's checks. If you don't list it, they probably won't hire you. If you do list it and you have anything other than an honorable discharge or... More
Answered By: sarge927 - 2/21/2007
Get drunk and pick a fight with the CO or go Awol
Answered By: Coolbreeze - 2/21/2007
step into the ole man's office & fire up the ole crack pipe. i've been out since 1975 and to this day no one has ever asked to see my discharge.
Answered By: stewpid - 2/21/2007
Stupid question first of all, but here is your answer. There is no fast way and no way that is going ot give you a good time of thing in the civilian world. If you get kicked out like you are saying, you lose ALL of your GI Bill benefits. That means all the money you paid in is gone AND you can't use the money you... More
Answered By: GAI - 2/21/2007
saying you're gay won't work, you need to be caught engaged in homosexual activity. instead, show up drunk for watch, very drunk. you'll be sent to a counselor. tell them you drink every night, but you're not an alcoholic, you can stop any time. be very insistent that you do not have a drinking problem. you'll be... More
Answered By: yeraluzer - 2/21/2007
If your DUMB enough to get yourself kicked out of the service your in for a rude awakening. You'll get a bad conduct discharge = BCD and no one will hire you. Its a sign that your a trouble maker and no-good. I would suggest that you pick a favorite type of job and if at sea send away for training, could be you might... More
Answered By: JAY - 2/21/2007
Tell them that your'e gay. You will get a conditional discharge..not honorable but not bad... More
Answered By: Joe U - 2/21/2007
Telling them you are gay won't do a d**n thing, Neither will faking an injury. Anything you could possibly think of doing will affect a civilian job. Unless you get accepted for a career out of the country, that's non military related.
Answered By: A - 2/21/2007
Have oral sex with another of the same sex outside the Admirals offices. Remember tho, penetration is required so just standing around naked and moaning won't work.
Answered By: ArkieBoi - 2/21/2007
finish what you started
Answered By: usamedic420 - 2/21/2007
Tell them that you are gay and you will receive a General Discharge under honorable conditions!That discharge will affect some civillian jobs such as government and defense work!!!!!
Answered By: rockandroll58-79 - 2/21/2007
Just go "AWALL"!!! Actually, I dont incourage it, but if Bush isn't going to allow you guys to come home for awhile, I wouldn't put it past a bunch of you all to all ready be considering going "A-Wall" you know.... that just means you ran away, from the Military! But, should they catch up with you, you could very well... More
Answered By: ChristyKelley - 2/21/2007
Wink and pinch your commanding officers behind.....
Answered By: BarB - 2/21/2007
tell them you want to hide the salomi lol or blew their bazuka
Answered By: Dream Evil - 2/21/2007
Start smoking the weed man!!!!
Answered By: J S - 2/21/2007
Show up at roll call,Naked.Then ask them How do you like my New Clothes.
Answered By: Bear - 2/21/2007
While you're reading all those answers that tell you to "smoke crack" or do something illegal, please remember this - the Military has prisons, too - and doing something illegal in the military usually carries a stiffer penalty than doing the same crime as a civilian - and if you think that civilian cops are tough... More
Answered By: Old Dawg - 2/21/2007
hit on the captain of the ship or whoever else is in charge
Answered By: Sexy b*****d - 2/22/2007
one way that i know will work is to get two alcohol related may give you a dishonorable discharge but hey if you want out.....
Answered By: joshua p - 2/24/2007
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