Should I become a thief or some underworld something or other?

I have alot of health problems and am having trouble getting SSI or a job. Maybe I should join the underworld and become a thief or something. How does one go about it?

Asked By: - 6/22/2007
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Imagine what you'd do if you did, then write it down as a novel and make a bazillion dollars on it.
Answered By: Sabine S - 6/22/2007
Additional Answers (4)
Best to reach out to family or friends while you wait for a job or get your disability benefits straightened out. Sounds cliche, but crime really doesn't pay...not to mention crappy retirement benefits.
Answered By: Edward - 6/22/2007
I have always thought about how a life of crime would be exciting. But my hang up has always been getting caught... More
Answered By: fifthhorseman - 6/22/2007
I don't follow the "logic" here. I am unhealthy therefore I should be a law breaker? Your attitude is obviously keeping you from getting hired. You are lazy and just want to milk the system SSI freeloader. Pathetic!
Answered By: csucdartgirl - 6/22/2007
The old way in Chicago was to start being useful to the right people... More
Answered By: tigglys - 6/22/2007
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