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Its about time you women realised that your place really is in the Kitchen?

Look one of you lucky women out there could have me if only you agree to cook, clean wash and iron, for Gods sake, what's so complecated about that. Of course, you would have to wash my underpants as well, but, that should excite you Now, Now girls don't get rough, I can only have one of you as my Concubine, please don't fight over me. Knox your in with a chance, all Farmers women should have good typing skills and be able change a nappy or two. Spencer: At last, someone who understands me. Deena--You need a man who can take control. I usually wash my pants about once every three weeks but I would train and tame you to wash them, Iron them and them put them on for me (afterwards) wink wink, nudge nudge. Samantha-----hold you back, did you say hold you back? Get back in line you hussey Samantha-----hold you back, did you say hold you back? Get back in line you hussey

Asked By: welsh dragon - 11/29/2007
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Answered By: knox60751 - 11/29/2007
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someone wants some attention.......jerk
Answered By: Lori - 11/29/2007
 
Good Luck on this one!
Answered By: nakedman_3333 - 11/29/2007
 
loser loser dont wanna be ya!
Answered By: ♥CaNDic3 LuVeR!!♥ - 11/29/2007
 
I'll start doing all that when you actually start bringing home the bacon.
Answered By: EmilyPink - 11/29/2007
 
Oooh hold me back! Prick.
Answered By: Samantha - 11/29/2007
 
Thank you for the offer but I would rather stick pins in my eyes or rather your eyes.
Answered By: jillybird - 11/29/2007
 
Yeah right. Obviously trying to wind us all up eh?
Answered By: Ava - 11/29/2007
 
WOW ill review this in a hours time my friend,im sure this will go down really well?????GOOD LUCK.
Answered By: RIGGS - 11/29/2007
 
It's not complicated, as long as you're bringing home the cash and treat us to major shopping sprees, hairstyles etc and nights out with the girls. You can do the bloke stuff like decorating, mowing the lawn and being simple.
Answered By: ?! - 11/29/2007
 
no
Answered By: tyson - 11/29/2007
 
If thats all you want a woman for then stay at home
Answered By: diamondbrunette26 - 11/29/2007
 
Lets compare our paycheck and maybe you will realize that you deserve more to be in the kitchen...
Answered By: brittanique - 11/29/2007
 
and now for your chat up line?
Answered By: *Glitterball* - 11/29/2007
 
oh my gowd, ur so right i'm gunna quit my job and just clean my house...the morgage wont get paid and i will go bankrupt but then i can just clean your house and spit in your food that i will cook for you hahahahahah you daft lil sausage you.
Answered By: bop it xx - 11/29/2007
 
you are such a creep.. get a life.
Answered By: little star - 11/29/2007
 
get a life tosser, suppose you still live at home with mummy, if not you must live on takeaway food
Answered By: shez - 11/29/2007
 
get a good job and a house keeper. you will also need a bottle of lotion and some porn cause yoll be doing it alone.....but hey your "cook, clean wash and iron, " list will be done
Answered By: heart broke - 11/29/2007
 
Woo Hoo - balls of steel my man, balls of steel! The only problem is you missed being subservient to us in the bedroom. All us guys are cheering you on - just watch the women's legs mate!!!! LOL
Answered By: tayhay - 11/29/2007
 
What you should have said, "one of you very unlucky women could be stuck with a lazy un motivated slacker who will sit all day infront of the tv, give you no encouragement and eventually driv you to drink or k***********f." Now that is what you should have said!
Answered By: peachiechic - 11/29/2007
 
This is why you still live with your mother. You sad 30 year old.
Answered By: Fashionmanic - 11/29/2007
 
Oh thank you most wonderful one. I will thank the heavens for sending you to me to show you my place. Hah!!!!
Answered By: Kumiko - 11/29/2007
 
well, i do think that is what God had planned for us...but you do act like a tyrant about it...we weren't meant to eb your slaves...
Answered By: blakesgal - 11/29/2007
 
OK so I already do all that because I like it. The question here is what is it that you know how to do and how well? Because in order for you to have all this ,,,,you really have to earn it....lololololololol,,and about the underpants, I do not ware any.lolololol
Answered By: Marta L - 11/29/2007
 
nawww u never see me home im always at work and school and working on my motorcycle (am building me one) maybe if u that lucky enough maybe u can wash my sexy panties and thongs and all that sexy stuff lol ill teach u how
Answered By: Deena R - 11/29/2007
 
I can't believe there is a guy dumb enough to not only think this way, but to also say it out loud. Dude, women are smarter than we are, that's right i said it. With said intelligence, they are capable of so much more than being housekeepers, youngun raisers and food preparers. They deserve much more respect than you... More
Answered By: fullmetal8585 - 11/29/2007
 
i will agree to that if you agree your place is in the dog house
Answered By: •·.·´¯`·.·• xVIcTorIAx •·.·´¯`·. - 11/29/2007
 
When the girls find out who you are and get their hands on your bit's, May death come swiftly upon you. with as little pain as possible. are you insured?
Answered By: web knight - 11/29/2007
 
oh dear i think you,ve upset a few women ,i know your pain when you are looking for the ideal woman ...........you know about 3foot tall , a flat top head to rest your pint with the compulsary fold back teeth ,
Answered By: spencer l - 11/29/2007
 
I've been in the wrong all these years............ I've been in the bedroom, being sexy and ready for action, at any time of the day or night. (as IF)
Answered By: shutyerfaceup - 11/29/2007
 
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