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True Story - how's your job? > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana ... > He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. > > Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio > station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne , Indiana , who was sponsoring a > worst job experience contest. She won. > > Hi Sue, > > Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. > > Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling > down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you > to make you realize it's not so bad after all > > Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with > a few technicalities of my job. > > A s you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit > to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite > cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered > industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the > water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. > > It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is > taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've > used it several times with no complaints. > > What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose > and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit > with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi. > > Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to > itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. > Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out > from my back, but the damage was done . In agony I realized what had > happened. > > The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my > suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish > couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as > fortunate. > > When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding > the jellyfish into the crack of my butt. > > I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. > His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five > other divers, were all laughing hysterically. > > Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three > agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes > before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. > When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. > > As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running > down > his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my > butt as soon as I got in the chamber. > > The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because > my butt was swollen shut. > > So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much > worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt. > > Now repeat to yourself, 'I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.' > > Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day? > > May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!

Asked By: ANGELKISS - 3/22/2008
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker
Ha!!! I love my job.. WOW... that WOULD suck!!
Answered By: Arianna - 3/22/2008
Additional Answers (5)
i now LOVE my job thanks for the laugh!
Answered By: Lesley C - 3/22/2008
 
I've seen this one before, ages ago, do you suppose it's true?
Answered By: Poe Bird - 3/22/2008
 
I love my job now, thanks.
Answered By: ♥ Celerina ♪♫ - 3/22/2008
 
I love my job again! ha!:)
Answered By: ajharpo - 3/22/2008
 
I wish I had a job in Germany we have over 4 million with out work.
Answered By: TK3 - 3/22/2008
 
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