What is your opinion of these Headlines

Could they really be true THE YEAR'S FUNNIEST [actual] HEADLINES IN THE USA Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that's taking things a bit far!] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!] Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [See if that works any better than a fair trial!] War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!] If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think?] Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have thought!] New York Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?] Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!] New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [Weren't they fat enough?!] Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for eating those beans!] Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken?] Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!] Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!] And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Asked By: Spectre - 8/11/2008
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Answered By: karen - 8/11/2008
Additional Answers (18)
The Newsagencies Policy: When the Puns Aren't Coming, Just State The Obvious
Answered By: Sir KiwiJoey - 8/11/2008
What about: {Grandmother of eight makes hole in one}
Answered By: Torrent - 8/11/2008
Answered By: Total Awesomeness - 8/11/2008
I blame Rupert Murdoch for such idiotic headlines [Who else could it be?]
Answered By: Marvin the Martian - 8/11/2008
lol thanks for posting.
Answered By: Agent Fox - 8/11/2008
hahaha, i don't think they're real
Answered By: lisa carter x3 - 8/11/2008
i like the one about kids making snacks lol iv always wanted to eat a person....
Answered By: batmann - 8/11/2008
thx for the laugh
Answered By: hammy - 8/11/2008
Just stupid egotistical Journo humour. The more lightly things are seen and taken, the more "entertaining" they believe it will be. Its the way of the world these days, Unfortunately!
Answered By: philbear - 8/11/2008
its entertaining.
Answered By: not my real name - 8/11/2008
haha.. thanks for the laugh.. *star for you*;_ylt=AlW4ao03w0TEWwxXweU2Y7fsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20080811002632AAD9r3i
Answered By: ♥.Storm Girl.♥ - 8/11/2008
lmao!! thanks for the laugh Spectre, i needed that!
Answered By: Happy-Chick wants YA fixed - 8/11/2008
I think they are great!!! I'm pmsl, it's great to see that we can all still shed some light on dark situations lol.
Answered By: serena l - 8/11/2008
I refuse to believe there's anything stronger than duct tape, lol! Finally a laugh ;)
Answered By: Mrs H - 8/11/2008
Those headlines are hilarious. Got my laugh for the day. Thanks.
Answered By: barbwire - 8/11/2008
Hi mate what a shame hundreds dead in the cemetry and there is me thinking it's a place of rest well I expect that is where the jay -walkers go and another thing I thought ginger nuts were biscuits but south of the border that is what they call us Scots ,well the vet might have the right idea cross us with a panda... More
Answered By: Fireman Bob - 8/11/2008
Answered By: EniSha - 8/12/2008
Too funny!! LMAO! Sadly, the english language is ripe for the picking when it comes to wrongly-worded phrases and double entendre. It's the nature of the language with all its trappings. Good to see you. Email to follow.
Answered By: Mary Who? - 8/12/2008
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