| Can you write a funny story that incorporates 5 of these movie lines, just for the fun of it?1. Do you prefer fashion victim or 'ensemblelly' challenged?
2. By tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm.
3. I thought you were handsome... and then, of course.... you spoke.
4. Something about me not listening enough, I don't know... I wasn't really paying attention.
5. You're maudlin and full of self-pity. You're magnificent!
6. I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore.'
7. You talkin' to ME?
8. A spectacular moment of light in the heavens; A fleeting glimpse of eternity.
9. Snap out of it!
10. Poetry, beauty, romance, love – these are what we stay alive for.
Asked By: I am Sunshine - 3/27/2009 |
X 1. Do you prefer fashion victim or 'ensemblelly' challenged?
2. By tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm.
X 3. I thought you were handsome... and then, of course.... you spoke.
4. Something about me not listening enough, I don't know... I wasn't really paying attention.
X 5. You're maudlin and full of self-pity. You're magnificent!
X 6. I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore.'
X 7. You talkin' to ME?
X 8. A spectacular moment of light in the heavens; A fleeting glimpse of eternity.
X 9. Snap out of it!
X 10. Poetry, beauty, romance, love -- these are what we stay alive for.
Another day, another patrol, 'tis the season to be jolly.
Corporal Goldsmith was waiting for me at the hangar. She snapped a salute. "Sir!"
Unexpectedly, Flight Lieutenant Jed Chorus was there too. "Jed Chorus, temporarily assigned to Mako Squadron, reporting for duty, sir!" His salute was a little slow. He held the same rank I had. I hoped there wouldn't be trouble. I checked my datapad. Yup, he was assigned to me.
I raised my eyebrows.
"I'm not interested in patrolling on my own, sir," said Chorus. Yeah. Crimson Leader, Rhonda Hathorne, was still in the medbay.
"Okay, gents and ladies, strap on your gear, and let's fly." I said. We suited up. "Wear the helmet, Goldsmith," I said.
"Aw you never do! I've seen videos of you," said Goldsmith.
"It's hard to pick your nose with the helmet on. But my flakiness doesn't excuse yours. We're all wearing them." I fastened down my helmet. Goldsmith put hers on.
"Radio check... AOK. Gasket check..." We all eyeballed each others' suits.
"It's all buena," said Goldsmith. She looked critically at me in the pressure suit. "[1] Do you prefer fashion victim or 'ensemblelly' challenged?"
"There's a reason it's called protective garb, Goldsmith. Let's not find out why." I snapped.
For some reason, I loved the rush of being catapulted out into space. [8] A spectacular moment of light in the heavens, a fleeting glimpse of eternity, a whole lot of boredom, and then a few moments of furious action. Yup, another day on the job.
"What're we doing?" asked Chorus.
"Maintain position with respect to the good ship Alice. Keep your scanners on. Take a nap." I put my head back and was in dreamland.
...
My threat board pinged an alarm. "Enemy battle group, six targets: One Cyclops, two Bulgers, three Battlesuits."
"This is us, folks, wake up," I said to my squadron. I thumbed over to the Alice's channel. "Control, we have a live one... um, they're maintaining and not incoming."
"Roger, Mako. Go get 'em," said the voice of Mary Stedman, my controller. I was surprised. Usually I waited for them to come to me.
"Mako Squadron, stay on my wings, coordinate threat boards, and let's go fight!" I got answering pings from Mako Two (Goldsmith) and Mako Three (Chorus) as their threat boards came on line.
Chorus launched his missiles -- all of them. His handgun and laserhead were firing -- and destroying some of his own missiles!
"Chorus! What the heck!" I shouted.
"[7] You talkin' to ME? [6] I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!" said Chorus. "Those alien b-st-rds crippled Rhonda!"
"[9] Snap out of it! Wasting missiles and ammo isn't going to help her. Us neither!" I said into the radio.
SPANG! SPANG! Chorus was shooting me!
"We ain't got nothing to live for out here in space," said Chorus. "C'mon, kill me!"
I started whispering the backdoor code words into the radio.
Goldsmith started in. "[3] I thought you were handsome... and then, of course... you spoke. [5] You're maudlin and full of self-pity. You're magnificent!" she said in a voice dripping with sarcasm.
I finished the code sequence. "Mako Three, eject your pilot." Poor Chorus didn't have time to say anything else before his plane triggered the ejection seat. "Mako Three, hold position."
"Geeze Tamer you're hard core!," said Goldsmith. "I didn't know you could do that."
"Don't tell," I said. I'd have some heavy duty data wiping to do after this patrol. "Let's go kick some alien butt."
...
"You should have killed me," said Chorus, after I'd brought him back into the Alice through Service Airlock #1.
I pointed at the Mako motto painted on the nose of my plane. "'I live and die for those I love.' There are still things to live for," I said. "Things like [10] poetry, beauty, romance, love -- these are what we stay alive for. Find a reason. That's an order."
Answered By: emucompboy - 3/27/2009 |