IS THIS FUNNY OR NOT I WROTE IT JUST FOR FUN?
ONCE UPON A TIME BAK IN THE 09’S THERE LIVED A GURL NAMED LATEFA; SHE LIVED IN A HOZ IN FONTANA, CA W/ HER 5 SISTERS AND HER FOLKS. ONE LATE SUNNY SATURDAY MORNING SHE WOKE UP HUNGRY SO SHE WENT TO HER MOM AND ASKED HER FOR THE CEREAL HER MOM ANSWRED HER BY “WE DON’T HAVE ANY” SHE ASKED HER FOR THE MILK TOO AND ANSERED “WE DON’T HAVE ANY” LATEFA ANSERED BY QOUTING “OMIGOD YAMOOOOOOOO WE SHANT HAVENT THY NOTHINGNT-ISH “WE LIVE IN A BOX FOR GODZ SAKE” LENA MY ANNOYING SISTER OVERHEARD AND STARTED LOL-ING OUT LOUD.AYAH STOOD THERE DROOLING AND SAID “I DON’T GET IT”. LENA AND LATEFA STARTED TO LAUGH.SO ONE DAY SUHA THE LOSER CALLED AND LATEFA WOWINGLY ANSERED WOW. .WOW AND SAID….FINE…..YELLED “I LIVE IN A BOX DOES THY HAV FOOD!!” SUHA ANSERED “ACTUALLY NO I DON’T” LATEFA ANSERED “YOU CAN LIVE IN MY BOX LENA LIVES IN IT TOO” SUHA REPLIED “OKKK YES FINALLY SOME1 FINALLY ACCEPTED ME INTO SOMETHING” AND THEN LENA HIRED NEMO AND DORY FOR HER REAL-A-ST8-AGENT, LATEFA HIRED BOB THE BUILDER, AND SUHA HIRED ELMO. AND THEN ALL OF THE REAL-A-ST8-AGENTZ LOOKED FOR A NICE BOX FOR THE BOXERZ, THE NEXT WEEK THEY CALLED LATEFA AND THEIR CONVERSATION WENT LIK THIZ: R-A-S-A-HELLO BOXERZ: HI R-A-S-A-HOW R U BOXERZ- CAN WE GET TO THE MAIN DEAL NOW!! R-A-S-A-SO URE GOOD BOXERZ-NO NOT RITE NOW R-A-S-A-I FOUND U A BOX BOXERZ-RELLY R-A-S-A- YAH BOXERZ-OK WHERE IS IT LOCATED R-A-S-A-WATZ THAT MEAN BOXERZ-WHERE IS IT R-A-S-A- OH….IN TEXAS IT INCLUDES 3 WINDOWS 3 BDRM AND 3 RR BOXERZ-OHHH OK THANK YA WELL BE CALLNG U FOR A U-HAUL IN ABOUT 2 WEEKS R-A-S-A- OK BOXERZ-BYE (HANG UP) LATEFA GOZ TO TELL SUHA AND LENA ABOUT THE FONE CALL THEY SAID “RELLY TATZ FINE LETZ GO AND PAK OUR BAGS. ONE WEEK BE4 THE MOVE THE BOXERZ CALLED BOB AND DORY CAZ THEY FIRED THE REST, THEY FIRED ELMO BECAZ HE KEPT ON WEARING RED AND NEMO WAS TO YOUNG,THEY ASKED BOB HOW MUCH WAS THE BOX AND TOLD THEM HOW MUCH THE BOX WAS, THEY SAID “ITZ WORTH 10 BOXES TAT U COD POSSIBLY LIVE IN” SUHA SAID “ THANX YA WELL BE WAITING FOR YA NEXT FRIDAY BUH-BYE” SUHA WENT AND SAT DOWN AND LENA AND LATEFA FOLLOWED HER AND ASKED HER HOW MUCH AND SHE SAID “ 10 BOXES” LENA SAID “ HOW MUCH IS TAT” LATEFA REPLIED “10 BOXES AKA 250 BUX AND TATS PRTTY EXPENSIVE IF U HAVENT NOTICED LENA SAID “ ACTUALLY……I….DID…. NOTICE WHEN U SAID ITS PRTTY EXPENSIVE” SUHA YELLED OUT “WELL TATS GR8” LENA REPLIED “IT SURE IS NOW WE GET TO LIV IN THE BOX WE ALWAYZ DREAMED OF. LATEFA LAFED AND THEN SUHA LAFED AND THEN LENA SAID “Y R U GUYS LAFING” LATEFA AND SUHA LAFED HARDER AND AFTER WE FINISHED LAFING LENA STRTTD 2 LAF A MUTATED LAF. OK….. SO SUHA GOT A JOB AT A BAKERY AND LENA WORKED AS A WRITER AND LATEFA GOT A JOB AS A STAND-UP COMEDIAN. 5 DAYS PASSED AND THEY MET THEIR GOAL AT 1O BOXES WITH MONEY TO SPARE SO THEY CONGRATULATED THEMSELVES W/ SHAWERMA (LENAZ FAVORITE) AND WENT HOME AND PAKED ALL OF THEIR STUFF. ON THURSDAY LENA CALLED BOB CAZ THEY FIRED DORY FOR SOM REZN SHE JUST KEPT ON 4GETTING EVERYTHING WE TOLD HER SO YAH NO POINT ON KEEPING HER AND BOB SAID “WELL OKAY WELL BE HERE 2MORROW AND YA BTTR BE READY AND WELL BE ARRIVING EARLY LIKE PROBABLY AT 4” LENA REPLIED“IN THE MORNING” BOB REPLIED “NO YA IDIOT IN THE AFTERNOON PSSH! I CAN’T WAKE UP TAT EARLY” LENA REPLIED “OK…WELL BE WAITING FOR YA” LATEFA AND SUHA STARED AT HER TILL LENA SAID “WAT DO I HAVE A ZIT….NO…..A PIMPLE…..” SUHA SHOOK HER HEAD AND THEN LATEFA SHOOK HERS. SUHA ASKED “SO WAT DID BOB SAY” LENA ANSERED “YAH HE SAID TAT HE’LL BE WAITING FOR US AT 4 IN THE NOON TIME” LATEFA POPPED IN AND SAID” OH O…OK SO AT 4PM” LENA SAID “SHUT UP U THINK UR SOOO SMART WELL PUT A BOX IN IT” SUHA OOOOOOOOOED AND SAID “ U GOT BOXED” LATEFA LAFED AND THEN SAID “SUHA JUST SHUT UP U FREAK” SUHA AND LENA SAY” SORRY BOXER BUDDY” AND THEN LATEFA SAYS” ME 2 LETS NVR FITE AGAIN” LENA REPLIES W/ A CHUCKLE “ I CANT PROMIS U TAT” LATEFA AND SUHA STRTD TO LAF. LENA SAID “TAT WASN’T A JOKE” SUHA SAID “SO….U…MEAN TAT U DON’T LIKE ME” BE4 LENA COD ANSER LATEFA DID AND SAID “Y WOD SHE LIK YA IN THE FIRST PLACE…HUH...”SUHA REPLIED “ WELL ITZ CAZ IVE NOWN HER FOR LIKE 6 YEARS AND SHE SHED A TEAR FOR LATEFA AND LENA TO SEE. LENA WENT UP TO HER AND GAVE HER A HUG, AND SAID “IT OK SUHA” THEN SUHA REPLOIED W/ A LAF “WOW UVE NOWN ME FOR 6 YEARS AND U STIL BELEV ME WOW! HOW ABOT U LATEFA DID YA BELEV ME” LATEFA REPLIED “HELL NO SUHA IVE NOWN U FOR 5 YEARS I THINK I NO WEN YA CRY AND WEN YA LAF WOW!SUHA YA THINK IM AN IDIOT?” LENA LAFED AND THN SAID “HOW ABOUT THIS I HAVE 4O BUX HOW ABOUT I TAK U GUYS OUT TO EAT? GOOD? OK SO……HOW ABOUT SUBWAY? IN’N’OUT! PERFECT LET’S GO “SHOTGUN” YELLED OUT SUHA “URE GONNA SHOOT THE GUN” LENA REPLIED…… AFTER THE TAKE-OUT LUNCH THEY WENT HOME AND SLEPT. FRIDAY CAME AND THE BOXERZ WOKE UP AT 11AM AND CALLED BOB. BOB DIDN’T ANSWER AND THE VOICEMAIL WAS “BOB THE BULDER CAN WE BOX IT YES WE CAN PLZ LEVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BOOOXP…..BOOOOXP........... “HELLO THIS IS LENA AND WE WANTED TO TELL U THAT WE’LL BE WAITING FOR UR
Asked By: LIVE LIFE LIKE THERES NO TOMORROW - 7/2/2009
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I don't have time to read it you should make a new one and wrap it up....but it's probably funny even though i didn't read it =D.
Answered By: Poja - 7/2/2009
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its to hard to read...and what i DID read wasnt funny, sorry
Answered By: hemmy_320 - 7/2/2009
Way too long, need to check spelling, didn't seem funny.
Answered By: Tab - 7/2/2009
THE CAPS LOCK IS DISTRACTING ME, I CANT READ IT
Answered By: GamerGirl - 7/2/2009
What's with the caps? It's too long. Try spelling better next time.
Answered By: The Estoque - 7/2/2009
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