What is the quickest way to get marijuana out of your system?

I'm applying for jobs and I don't want it showing up in a urine test. The last time I smoked was Saturday. What are some tricks to getting it out fast? I heard cranberry juice helps and I'm drinking some as I type this. Any helpful tips? P.S. Don't be a douche and say something like "Don't smoke in the first place." Thanks =]

Asked By: bobby - 7/31/2009
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It only takes like 2 weeks to get out of your system, and if you're only applying right now then there's no way you'll get hired in 2 weeks and have to take a test. But in case you do get tested in the next 2 weeks, drink a lot of water and cranberry juice and also exercise a lot. And, obviously, don't smoke from now... More
Answered By: miniflur - 7/31/2009
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Take Niacin Pills but do it right befor bed because you sweat and itch. like two pills and a bottle of water with each you wont O.D... More
Answered By: LivLovesLife - 7/31/2009
Smoke more of it. Pop ecstasy pills. Finally, bathe in alcohol. Rinse and repeat.
Answered By: Tony - 7/31/2009
w/e u do do not take niacin pills i overdosed on it from 80 hour energy sprat! i turned litterly purple!!!! Try the Whizzinator fake penis google it
Answered By: CHAOS - 7/31/2009
first dont ODD the cranberry juice and try drinking more water and also the idiot that said about the fake penis is fking retarted because u will need someone to p*e in it fast then ship it and by that time the p*e smells to much its contamited with all kinds of bacteria and the people that have ur results will fking... More
Answered By: Georgi - 7/31/2009
drinking vinegar absolutely works. its so disgusting, but it was gone within three days for me !
Answered By: kaatieee. - 7/31/2009
I wish there was a fast guaranteed way, but there is not. It will stay up to 30 days depending on how regular and heavy a smoker you are. Cranberry juice just makes you p*e. Flushing with water lowers your creatine levels and makes you fail. Niacin is a myth. There are lots of expensive flushes out there, and if you... More
Answered By: Greg F - 7/31/2009
Lmao don't worry. I'm not gonna lecture you. I love weed xD But anyway, the longest it could possibly take is 30 days. Good ways to get it out sooner is to drink a lot of water to flush your system and exercise a lot to help sweat it all out. It helps a lot. Good luck.
Answered By: Samma - 7/31/2009
Try niacin and drink LOTS of water. Only water. Like, 2 or 3 gallons a day. Make sure you get flush free niacin or else you'll look like a lobster. You can find it in the vitamin aisle at any major grocer or pharmacy. Trust me, it works.
Answered By: JessicaL - 8/1/2009
check out your local headshop or tattoo parlor many carry one hour detox drinks. you should not smoke for atleast 3 days before the test in order for detox drinks to be effective
Answered By: krystalbay2005 - 8/3/2009
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