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What kind of job would Jesus be able to get in America today?

If Jesus could even get past immigration that is...what kind of job would he do now? He'd be homeless, no college or high school degree and only had sporadic work experience as a carpenter. What would his job prospects look like as he tried to convince the well-heeled, designer-clothes wearing, Mercedes-driving Baptists and other fundies that he was their lord and savior, returned?

Asked By: Goddess 4.0 & The Little Dog Too - 9/17/2009
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He could work in the sex dungeon and bring in some new fundie clientèle with special promotional offers: "Second coming for the price of one"
Answered By: Ethan - 9/17/2009
Additional Answers (23)
an astronaut
Answered By: Mr.AGGY™ - 9/17/2009
 
Probably a priest? xD Or a bible teacher. xD
Answered By: CoutureProffesional - 9/17/2009
 
He could work at a food bank. He could increase the rations there many fold.
Answered By: ChanceEncounter - 9/17/2009
 
Carpenter, duh :-P He has the experience. Or bartender. The whole water-into-wine thing might come in handy...
Answered By: Sophia - 9/17/2009
 
Community organiser: it would put him in good company.
Answered By: PragueGuy - 9/17/2009
 
a doctor since he likes to heal people
Answered By: Genevieve Cartier - 9/17/2009
 
He could take over Scientology.
Answered By: Lucky Man 2 - 9/17/2009
 
the leader of religious group or a carpenter.
Answered By: Dom - 9/17/2009
 
television evangelist , without a doubt...
Answered By: Dan the brick man - 9/17/2009
 
If Jesus were alive today, Christianity wouldn't exist-- and it would've been replaced by some other form of religion. Jesus would probably be looked at as an "unbeliever" of this new religion and be promptly thrown into an insane asylum. Poor Jesus. -Sniff-
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Answered By: Izumi S - 9/17/2009
 
I don't think that the U.S would be high on his places to visit. To much hypocrisy.
Answered By: blindfaith - 9/17/2009
 
America today is very open to religious extremism... More
Answered By: James Bills - 9/17/2009
 
Standing on the corner next to a mall holding one of those giant cardboard arrows pointing in the direction of the sale.
Answered By: Eric - 9/17/2009
 
You president for 2012
Answered By: Kel - 9/17/2009
 
I don't know what job, but I keep thinking something in Vegas
Answered By: Vampurr Kitteh - 9/17/2009
 
Jesus would probably end being tainted as a socialist, communist or liberal by right wing conservative Christians. Now there's an irony.
Answered By: michael c - 9/17/2009
 
How about a dentist? That way everyone would have nice, beautiful, white teeth...without all the pain!
Answered By: -One Love- - 9/17/2009
 
a magician
Answered By: Ambeaner - 9/17/2009
 
Itinerant preacher. He's got the job experience.
Answered By: Drift Wood - 9/17/2009
 
working at a bar, turning water into wine. or maybe he'd just be a freegan. who knows.
Answered By: marypoppins - 9/17/2009
 
I could have sworn that was Him selling hemp bracelets and handing out pamphlets on the boardwalk in Venice Beach last month..
Answered By: PropReno - 9/17/2009
 
I think he'd be a pimp. I'm just being honest here.
Answered By: Mrs. Owl {Rachel Marie} - 9/17/2009
 
If he was raised here since birth,be would be just like any other person.But if the man jesus would be brought here,he would be a frightened,homeless person.Because he would not have seen technology in his life.Not very nice thought for christians.
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