Comeback lines for people that annoy you?!?

Hi there, Can anyone give me some comeback lines for people that annoy you? Not comeback lines for a man chatting you up, just general lines that will triumh in any slagging match! Thanks.

Asked By: Jewel - 9/30/2009
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I can see your point, but I still think you're full of $h+t... More
Answered By: babyboomer - 10/3/2009
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if it's a guy ' just ask him if it's his time of the month . that kinda piss's them off .
Answered By: josh k - 9/30/2009
A comeback that I always use is yell in their face, "OMG WHY THE HELL DOES YOUR BREATH SMELL SO BAD?" and walk away like nothing happened....that'll leave em speachless!
Answered By: crazydime2006 - 9/30/2009
Answered By: Pakunn - 10/2/2009
Grow up
Answered By: dave - 10/3/2009
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