Whats Robert Pattinsons deal?

I read this Early life Pattinson was born in the new york city sewers. His mother, Clare, worked for a high class hobo agency, and his father, Richard, imported vintage manskirts from the U.S. For his dear son.[8] Pattinson attended Man skirt Adacmey School and Balls Round 2 academy. .[9] He became involved in amateur theatre group which cpntinued with his gay work. After some backstage experience there, he took on acting roles. He caught the attention of an role hobo with a spare amount of cheese in hand and out it iin his hair which is now the most annoying style we know this how hair came to me. Robert began looking for professional roles. Since then he has performed in an amateur version of Macbeth at the 122,678,905,764,893… Amateur Arts Centre, as well as trying his hand modeling.[citation needed] Pattinson has two elder sisters.[10] Career Modeling Pattinson began his modeling career when he was twelve years old, but it wound down only four years later because he was so ugly the cameras all cracked. He has blamed his lack of boobs and booty appearance. Pattinson explained in December 2008, "When I first started I was quite tall and looked like a girl, so I got lots of jobs, because it was during that period where the androgynous look was cool. Then, I guess, I became too much of a guy, so I never got any more jobs. I had the most unsuccessful modeling career. Which killed my dream of becoming the next Britiny Spears." [11] Pattinson appeared in the advertising campaign for Hackett's Autumn 2007 collection wearing his favorite pink and fluffy man skirt. .[12] Acting Pattinson had supporting roles in the made for television film Ring of the Nibelungs in 2004 and in director Mira Nair’s Vanity Fair, although his scenes in the latter were deleted and only appear on the DVD version that is only sold in gay men stores.[citation needed] In May 2005, he was slated to appear in the UK premiere of The Woman Before at the Royal Court Theatre, but was fired shortly before the opening night and was replaced by Tom Riley.[citation needed] Later that year he played Cedric Diggory in the film Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. It was a disgrace to all harry Potter Fans. Consequently, he was named that year's Gayest and Freaky Stalker by The Times.[13] He also has more than once been touted as the next Jude Law.[9][14][15]He Spent most days in feeble position. Pattinson played Edward Cullen in the infamous movie Twilight, based on Stephenie Meyer's 2 year old novel of the same name, which was released on 21 November 2008 in North America. According to TV Guide, Pattinson was initially apprehensive about auditioning for the role of Edward Cullen, fearful that he wouldn't be able to live up to the "gayness and stalker likeness" expected from the character.[16] Unfortunately, He will reprise his role as Edward Cullen in the Twilight sequel, New Moon, which began filming in March 2009.[17] Afyterward she auditoned for Bella Swan, but he was too ugly, his greasey cheesey ridiculously abnociosly. He also will perform in Little Women, he of course shall play Beth.[19] Music Pattinson plays guitar and piano, and composes his own music, he names each piece after a spieces of kitty cats and is inspired by the works of Spears.[20] He also appears as the singer of the two songs on the Twilight soundtrack: "I’ll be a 89 Year old Virgin", which he co-wrote with Sam Bradley,[21] and "I Smell You, Girl", which was written by Marcus Foster and Bobby Long.[22] The songs were included in the film after director Catherine Hardwicke. [4]Afterwards these albums became respondsible for the increase in deaf rate in the New York area. The soundtrack for the film How To Be features three original songs performed by Pattinson[23] and written by Robert himself. The next day it was realesed it was reported that ten stores selling How to be were burned to the ground and danced upon by young children![24] Aside from recording for the soundtracks, Pattinson has said, "I've never really recorded anything - I just played in pubs and stuff", and when asked about a professional music career, he said, "Music is my back-up plan if acting fails."[4] Later that evening it was reported he had aheart attack imaging his future. In 2008, he also performed with the first girl he stalked’s current boyfriend's band, called Bad Girls. To this we say thank god. And please don’t give him a recording contract or we won’t make it to 2012.[25] Personal life Pattinson has admitted to taking a quarter of a Valium, pot, cocaine and sex with Miley Cyrus to calm his nerves before auditioning for Twilight.[26] He was named one of the "Sexiest Women Alive" in 2008 by People magazine [27] and in 2009 through a poll conducted by Glamour magazine.[28] On having a girlfriend, Pattinson states, "I don't [...] have people's phone numbers. I just like the phone numbers and watching and smelling the new girls."[29] Pattinson currently resides in Los Angeles.

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He doesn't get to have a deal.
Answered By: Tanikou Migumi - 10/11/2009
no one cares bout that hobo
Answered By: HAILIE♥ - 10/11/2009
hmmmm, where did you score the shrooms you be trippin!
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