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Marshal was sitting in the kitchen with a cookie talking to Nicole Richie about waffles when a huge bird flew in and laid an egg on Obama's head who was giving a speech for the deaf in a warehouse beside Dunder Mifflin Paper Company where they were pringting fliers about a bike that had been stolen by Garth Brooks when he was running away from the Queen because he had not given her a birthday gift from Bealls which was where Adam Sandler had been buying a shirt for his friend who was out at Cici's looking for a job as a waitress since her last job as a chef didn't go so well since she had worked for Gordon Ramsay who had hit her with a fish from HEB when he had found out that his show was not rated number one because the cast of Cheers had come back for a movie in LA where Tony Hawk just happend to be skateboarding since last week he had been in Nebraska running from a bear and it was all in the news paper under the piece about a kid trying to swallow a cue ball after watching a guy try to do the same thing in a bar where he choked and died and now they say his ghost is there and the Ghost Adventure crew is going to hunt him out instead of going on vacation in Hawaii where they had orginally planned to go but since it snowed in Texas they decided not to go but Gwen Stefani went with Alan Alda to a resort in Egypt to study the pyramid even though Micheal Fox was trapped in an elevator with a piano made by Switchfoot on the top of the Catskill Mountains after the first drought in the Ever Glades since the government stole all the water to create the biggest aquarium in the world for the record books and they don't plan on putting it back since that's the government but PETA won't have it as they made a human chain around the entire USA but since Marshal didn't show up the chain was broken by one. So why are turtles green?

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It's simple really. You see, back in the 1200's turtles could be any color they wanted, but when Alexander the Great invaded Greece all the turtles sneezed while Egypt started running way, meanwhile the Romans were going mad because of all of the lead they had hanging around, but clearly they did not guess that... More
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my brain just exploded.
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