What on God's Earth can motivate me to return to work on Tuesday Morning?

As a single male paying more than 30k I pay federal income taxes. So far I've managed to not melt; but I'm just one filing season away from eating potted meat and saltine crackers for the term of my natural life. There is just no point in working a Comfy office job at a hospital when I have to pay taxes when someone who works at white castle owes none! How will I get out of bed?

Asked By: Matthew D 2 - 8/20/2011
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Just think of all those sexy nurses doing pole dances as they float past your desk, dressed in their barely crotch covering, slit to the waist, almost there nurse's uniforms.
Answered By: BundyGil ...... suspended once again. - 8/20/2011
Additional Answers (4)
Get a better job
Answered By: Arm The Homeless - 8/20/2011
Your pseudo-ironic (and thus ironic) drivel proves or states nothing.
Answered By: Mr. Spiffy - 8/20/2011
As usual, you want to tax the rich. Yawn.
Answered By: Rarugged - 8/20/2011
well their are people who want to work for what they earn and their are others who want to depend on the government... More
Answered By: Jamie - 8/20/2011
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