Fabio capello vs AVB?

It's a crisp February morning in Cobham. Chelsea are being put through their paces at their training ground. John Terry is happily conducting banter, his captain's armband bulging from his biceps. But then, suddenly, everything and everyone falls silent as the gate swings open and an unshaven Italian man, reeking of Bourbon and still dressed in his regulation FA suit, stands in the distance. For a moment, everyone looks quizzically at him, and then quickly turn their gaze on to Terry, who's starting to look nervous, a bead of sweat dripping from his brow. "Mr Capello," he blurts out. "What a pleasant surprise. h*********u?" Silence. "Welcome to Chelsea! Mind me ask what you're doing here?" Still, there's no answer. Instead the Italian man is walking purposefully towards Terry, his pace picking up with every stride, his arms outstretched, his eyes burning into the Barking boy's soul. Terry turns to run. A crucial error. He forgets he has the turning time of a continent. Before he knows what's hit him, the Italian man leaps through the air, jumping on top of Terry and pinning him to the turf. "Now who's the captain, Jay Tee? I back you! I say you England captain! I tell FA! And now I not England manager. Well, lucky for you, I get new job. Guess where?" Source:

Asked By: Only Chelsea - 2/10/2012
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OH SNAP ! I almost pmsl @ He forgets he has the turning time of a continent.
Answered By: Rolfocop - 2/10/2012
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I dont see why people think Chelsea are going to replace AVB... they havent even replaced Torres yet, why would they replace their manager? they paid 28 million to bring AVB in I dont think theyre going to replace him 5 months later
Answered By: Saint Barton - 2/10/2012
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