Why do free market hating liberals hate the idea of a blood sacrifice to bring the job creators back?

You can cut taxes and regulations to zero. You can crush every union and imprison every union member under the Patriot Act. It will never appease the job creators and bring jobs back. There is only one solution, find a virgin, take her to a volcano, and then push her in in the name of the job creators. Only then will the job creators feel comfortable enough to trickle their blessing down on the US again. FACT.

Asked By: Colonel Jack Fessender (Ret.) - 3/12/2012
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You Red State Flag Spitting Cowards really crack me up... More
Answered By: Joe Heaton - 3/12/2012
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Answered By: CRISTIANO - 3/12/2012
There is a clause that says you can substitute a Cheney for a virgin .
Answered By: magick - 3/12/2012
Will a goat work?
Answered By: The Gladiator - 3/12/2012
They're happy enough with all of being their chattel, slaves and cannon fodder.
Answered By: Smoking Joe - 3/12/2012
since virgins are in such short supply these day why don't we just use YOU?
Answered By: Jim - 3/12/2012
We should sacrifice anyone that takes your questions seriously. FACT.
Answered By: PoeFace - 3/12/2012
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