Why do atheists pretend to be scientists on the internet?

While in reality they're only doing some helpdesk jobs.

Asked By: Angry Christian - 5/17/2012
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Why do you pretend to be an angry old man on the internet, while in reality you're a supermodel?
Answered By: Eddie Has-skull - 5/17/2012
Additional Answers (17)
That's just plain mean.
Answered By: Diskid - 5/17/2012
Assuming you are a Christian, you pretty much described how lazy they are.
Answered By: Ľėïń¥ěńō - 5/17/2012
the real scientists are too d**n busy so we take over all your base are belong to us
Answered By: your great granpa - 5/17/2012
We don't. Christians are the ones that seem to think "atheist" means "scientist" and ask us a bunch of biology and astronomy questions.
Answered By: Despised Icon - 5/17/2012
I have to admit, talking to creationists does make me feel like a super genius.
Answered By: Immune to Indoctrination - 5/17/2012
You don't have to be a scientist to explain some theories just like you don't need to be a pastor to explain some theology.
Answered By: Daniel - 5/17/2012
If the christians are going to pretend there's a god, then... Whoa J whats the problem? We Atheists have nothing against you homosexuals!?!
Answered By: ✟Ї ḓ◎ᾔ'т ḟ℮ℯℓ ṧ◎ ℊ◎ø∂╰☆╮ - 5/17/2012
Because atheists are haters of god. The only thing they are good at are shooting their mouths against him. JERKS!!!!!
Answered By: J - 5/17/2012
I'm sorry. I didn't realize talking rationally was too advanced for you to handle.
Answered By: Spanner - 5/17/2012
Why do you assume you actually know the people you can't even see?
Answered By: Chris - 5/17/2012
Well you've got to look at it from both sides... More
Answered By: Ink - 5/17/2012
just because someone is smart doesnt mean they think they are a scientist.
Answered By: J - 5/17/2012
Because we're all scientists to some extent. Science is just a word that means learning about the universe through empirical investigation. How do you know which light switch controls the overhead lights in your kitchen? You know because you used empirical investigation. The first time you walked into your kitchen... More
Answered By: Max - 5/17/2012
I don't know. Why are you attacking atheists instead of tolerating them as Christ would have done? Doesn't being "Christian" mean "To Be Like Christ"? Besides, Atheists believe in facts, not faith. Polytheism means multiple gods, monotheism means one god, and atheism means no god/s or a lack of god/s. By the same token... More
Answered By: Emanating Concern - 5/17/2012
they think blind faith in evolution makes them smarter than those who put blind faith in religion. <i.e. genesis is not scientifically logical but saying man evolved from a species that is still here is logical>
Answered By: bbwCHOCOLATEboyLUVR - 5/17/2012
Why are you generalizing? I've never pretended to be a scientist and not all atheists perform only helpdesk jobs.
Answered By: You People Bring Matches For Mikey? - 5/17/2012
Sorry, but only scientist atheists pretend to be scientists. the rest of us just were educated better than you, so we know more facts
Answered By: Judy - 5/17/2012
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