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HI!! Me and my fiance have decided we aren't spending alot this christmas and I have decided that i want to make him 'sex coupons' to go in with his presents. I'm making them like the Willy Wonka style golden tickets and have a little title and a description underneath as to what the coupons for. This is what i have so far: Breakfast in Bed -Hungover? Tired? Lazy? Hungry? I will personally make you breakfast in bed and serve it to you on the morning of your choice. Whatever you like? -Redeem this coupon for Sex served your way. Bondage? Sure. Anal? Lets not take the piss! But your wish is my command. Get out of jail free card -Ok you've f****d up, and i'm mad. Present this coupon for me to shut up and it will not be mentioned again. Voucher is not valid If cheating is involved. Lend you a hand -Voucher grants you One hand-job whenever you like. Simple. Blinding seduction -Voucher qualifies you for one session of sex, you make the decision to let me take control, while your blindfolded. boob job -Redeem this coupon for a date with my t**s. Take It Outside -Horny on a night out? Present this coupon to get frisky in a risky place. Something new. -You fancy a trying something new? Redeem and i have to give it a go no matter how dirty. Blowtube. Coupon grants one blow-job while you watch the porn movie of your choice. Fifty shades of slave. Present coupon and I will be your personal sex slave for one hour, includes spanking. Countdown. Fancy a Quickie? Present coupon when you want to skip the foreplay and just get to it. And I need more but cant think. Anything goes really and would love your input! Best answer goes to the funniest or dirtiest! Can't wait to see what answers i get, hope to get some good ones!

Asked By: DelilahxO - 11/19/2012
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker
I think this is cute and very sexy and romantic, and I'm sorry to say; but I will totally be stealing your ideas!! I'm not familiar with the idiom "Lets not take the piss!" Are you saying "No" to anal, or is it a separate subject about "water-sports"?
Answered By: Babs23 - 11/19/2012
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wow this is stupid.. sorry for hurting your feelings
Answered By: Leroy - 11/19/2012
 
Awesome! I'm making my own list and was stuck on more ideas. Thanks for the inspiration :) How did they work out for you?
Answered By: E - 12/20/2013
 
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