Teacher: students write down the persons you love most.
All boy students gave their papers after writing the persons they love most.
Teacher: Hello girls, still you did not finish whereas boys completed their work.
Girl students: Teacher Additional sheets please.
krishna: i will not kill the mosquito
ram: why ?
krishna: it is our blood, morever mosquitos are our blood relations.
krishna: ram, tell me which island liked by the saints.
ram: kanniththeevudhan (girls island)
police: what do you did when the theif beat your wife demanding shelf keys ?
husband: i am now unable to express my happiness which are beyond my words.
Leader: what currency garland to me ? how you earned this dear party people ?
party people: Thalaivare (oh leader) please don't doubt us, we printed all.
How the scorpian bite your lips, meena ?
The scorpian bite my mother-in-law, and in happiness i kissed it.
hello i am hema from customer care service, and how can i help you sir ?
hello hema, i have 0 balance you can help me by 50 rupees topup.
sorry wrong number.
hello rashmi, tell me who am i ?
oh! you ramu ? shekar ? karan? raj ? ganesh ? anand ?
I went to this car wash looking for a job. This Marine Recruiter was there. He started doing the whole, "What are you going to do in life? Oh Lincoln Technical Institute? Automotive & Diesel? Let me tell you how you can do that for the Marines!", speech. But, I'm desperate for money so I took the bait this time and listened. He started telling me how if I join the Marines to be a technician I could get to work on planes, jets, helicopters, if I qualify to work on them. Started talking to me about the pay, the benefits, all that. I told him, "Look dude, I don't wanna go fight, get shot in the ass, in the head, lose a testicle or some horrible shit like that." He told me, "Look, the Marines, were like a football team. We don't need our cooks or our mechanics to go and fight, thats what our infantry is for." So, I listened to that and that really caught my attention.
I just wanted to make sure.
ANY MARINES OR VETERANS THAT CAN ANSWER THIS:
If I join the Marines to be a technician to fix our troops' humvees, our planes, whatever. Will I ever be deployed out to go and fight?
I just want to work on cars and diesels! That's what I wanted to do in the first place before this recruiter went to talk to me so, dont call me an a*****e for not wanting to fight. If all I have to do is work on humvees, tanks, planes. Sweet. I just dont wanna get killed or be fearing for my life anytime soon. I'm 18.
f**k you pussy. I respect and love our troops. I have a lot of friends in the armed forces. I know there's a lot of people out there, that would love to fight for our country. I'm a mechanic, just like this recruiter said. We need mechanics to work on cars not to fight.
I work on cars, thats what I do. So f**k you. Grow brains to work on cars.
I go out of my way for people, tell them I have to pay for gas and I can't afford it, and they're my friend, but half of them don't have a car (since
I'm in high school and my job gives me NO hours some weeks) and they just ignore me, probably because I drive them anyway and don't realize that of I go out of my way dropping you off from school EVERYDAY it will add up. How can I say no to giving people rides to my friends? I barely have gas in my tank but teenagers just don't take no for an answer. The worst part? All my friends don't pay for they're gas.